ode to my ride

woooooohoooooooo!! jbear in the house!! for all you who want to get into the mind of jbear, today is your lucky day! i was just thinkin' the other day about my dream ride. i discovered i don't have A dream ride-there are too many to choose from. here are a few of them:

who doesn't love a vette? who doesn't love a vette with wheels like that??!!


oh baby!!


lemme hear yall say, "heck yeah!!!"


if my wife has to drive a minivan, it's gonna look like this:


toyota previa never looked so goooood!!!!

ode to good taste

for all those who were wondering, this t-shirt is not cool, not in good taste, and is usually worn much too tight so the guy looks like a tick ready to pop.